Saturday, May 28, 2011

I Owe My Mother


I found this on the Internet and loved it. Wanted to share :) 

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 
" Because I said so, that's why." 

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 

7. My mother taught me IRONY 
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 
"Stop acting like your father!" 

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 
"Just wait until we get home." 

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 
"You are going to get it when you get home!" 

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 

19. My mother taught me ESP. 
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 
"You're just like your father." 

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. 
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

its all about *ME* DEAL WITH IT!

Tits and bits about myself ! care enough to read ? oh wait .. ! Does anyone ever read my blog ?
"its okay, I write because I love to write, whether or not anybody cares to give it a reading or not! 
So getting back to random things about me.. Trust me I feel too random..!
Someone just said to me today, " Girl, you have a MAJOR randomness streak going on right now" (to which I told her it was kind of permanent :P)
I deviate from the topic a bit too easily, eh ?.. Yea okay, I will work on that ! *sigh*
 Okay so..
Umm.. Hi !


*I'm the eldest child in the family and I have a love/hate feeling about being one ! Don't even get me started on this.. Just save yourself a lot of confusion !


*I think babies like me. They miraculously shut up when in my arms and the one's who don't.. Hah.. I have my puppy face to show them and they find it quite interesting ! And I LOOOOVVVEEE babies <3<3


*I love, abso-freaking-lutely LOVE to read ! I prefer to shut up and not give anymore explanations on this either !


*I don't forgive easily. But I don't hold grudges either. I'm Switzerland in such situations. And it takes me a lot of time to share the same bond as before with the person who's done wrongly to me.


*I love all the little things in the world. All the little one's which we all take for granted. All the little things that make my day, like a good cup of coffee to start my day with, a smiling good morning wish.


*I love eating! Especially all the junk in the world like all the time. And then one thing I keep worrying about is my "weight". Ha!! Why do need to eat it in the first place and then hit the gym to shed all the fat. Crazy me!! 


*Yes, I'm a typical girl and even a tiniest compliment from any random person keeps me glowing all day.


*I love romance movies. I just plunge into them. And I love all the girly-wirly movies.


*I believe its the biggest disappointment, yet an equally big relief, that at the end of the day, we're all humans. So when I make mistakes, I rather correct them then and there and get over them than let people make me feel miserable.


*I'm shy at the beginning. Too shy.  And once people know me, they wish I was like I was in the beginning! Coz I'm a complete chatterbox and an extrovert:p


*I hate self pity. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.


*I am a language freak. I cannot speak to a person for more than a minute who uses phrases like "you fraaaandship with me ?, or Fankzu" bla bla...


*I'm not as strong as my smile seems to be or to the extent people think i am. And yes, there are nights when i cry to sleep.

*I can cry while i'm laughing too loud and I can laugh while i'm crying.(I just need the right person to make the latter happen)


*Nostalgia scares me. It makes me think about the magical times I've lived and the magical people without whom I couldn't imagine life who are now going away from me.



*I hate to depend upon someone. Be that for what-so-ever reason. Nothing better than doing things your way!

*I'm a Capricorn girl.  And a true one I think.  Really. I don't believe in horoscopes though. But these zodiac traits do make sense a lot of times.


*I can eat a lot in one go. And I can eat a lot. My mum keeps calling me a squirrel who keeps nibblingall the time! Like what has a squirrel got to do with all this ? Random comparisons, you know. Oh okay.. Now I know where I get all my randomness genes from..:P



*I fall in love too hard too fast... <3<3 Then take time to move on. But then, I finally realize its time to move on... and then life changes for good!

*I trust a bit too easily. I care a bit too much. And I love a bit too unconditionally. Can't help it.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Memory Files



It is almost summer  time. The chill in the air is enjoyable; it’s the kind that makes you want to go out and enjoy the red nose and numb ears for one last time since its probably the last winter rains that are pouring down. The raindrops trickle down my window sill, the soft breeze blows and sometimes bring a few raindrops which fall on my face, waking me up from my day dreams... I’m listening to the soft romantic song with earphones in my ears and volume totally up!

Its a nice feeling. The whole situation seems to takes you to all the good old days.

-The family days, when all the family members cuddle in one quilt with a packet of groundnuts in the centre, eating, chatting and laughing away... Or in a balcony with pakodas and cups of hot tea and coffee.    

-The school days when we couldn’t go out for games and our seniors used to come in our classes, make us stay quiet and punish us if we didn’t listen to them. And later, we doing the same when we were the senior most the responsibilities were put on our shoulders. 

-The trekking days when we used to sit inside our tents and we could hear the tip-tap drops falling on our tent . We would go on gossiping about every possible thing in the world. Discussing about all the ghost stories and getting scared to death at night and then switching on the torch and sleeping. Hahaha...!!    

-The college days when we always asked teachers not teach us because it was so beautiful and after the teacher used to agree after like a hundred pleads, run to to canteen and order hot coffee and maggi and nag about the fact that we should have been at the lake at this moment or maybe at kasauli.

-The mushy-mushy days when you and your bffs sat in a coffee shop, eating hot Chocolate Fantasy (yes I’m talking about Cafe Coffee Day), talking about almost everything... and nothing at times yet saying everything on mind.

I could go on and on with such beautiful memories... They were lying somewhere at the back of my mind. The rains just brought them back. And as they say, “We do not remember days; we remember moments.” Lets create more moments because life is indeed beautiful. VERY BEAUTIFUL!

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Unspoken Desires!





Standing by the window with a broken heart,
You are so close to me being miles apart.


Oh I see you walking across the room, 
Coming and holding may hands in your hands.
You hug me, you caress me, you make me feel so special,
like the feeling the shores feel, when the waves kiss its sands.


You make me smile, With your own different style.


Your shining eyes like twinkling stars,
Makes me leave my worries very very far.


Your loving kiss, your warm embrace,
You make me go high in your own special ways.


Like a million water drops falling on a drought land,
Like a fairy moving its magic wand,
Like an infant holding your hand,
The feeling is just grand.


Hush!! It was just a dream...
I cry, I shout, I howl, I scream.
And I just stand there!
Hoping someday, someone might care...

Saturday, December 11, 2010

I still live by the hope

You know that feeling? When you’re just waiting. Waiting to get home, into your room, close the door, fall into bed, and just let everything out that you kept in all day. That feeling of both relief and desperation. Nothing is wrong. But nothing is right either. And you’re tired. Tired of everything, tired of nothing. And you just want someone to be there and tell you it’s okay. But no one’s going to be there. And you know you have to be strong for yourself, because no one can fix you. But you’re tired of waiting. Tired of having to be the one to fix yourself and everyone else. Tired of being strong. And for once, you just want it to be easy. To be simple. To be helped. To be saved. But you know you won’t be. But you’re still hoping. And you’re still wishing. And you’re still staying strong and fighting, with tears in your eyes. You’re fighting.