I Owe My Mother

I found this on the Internet and loved it. Wanted to share :) 

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 
" Because I said so, that's why." 

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 

7. My mother taught me IRONY 
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 
"Stop acting like your father!" 

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 
"Just wait until we get home." 

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 
"You are going to get it when you get home!" 

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 

19. My mother taught me ESP. 
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 
"You're just like your father." 

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. 
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

its all about *ME* DEAL WITH IT!

Tits and bits about myself ! care enough to read ? oh wait .. ! Does anyone ever read my blog ?
"its okay, I write because I love to write, whether or not anybody cares to give it a reading or not! 
So getting back to random things about me.. Trust me I feel too random..!
Someone just said to me today, " Girl, you have a MAJOR randomness streak going on right now" (to which I told her it was kind of permanent :P)
I deviate from the topic a bit too easily, eh ?.. Yea okay, I will work on that ! *sigh*
 Okay so..
Umm.. Hi !


*I'm the eldest child in the family and I have a love/hate feeling about being one ! Don't even get me started on this.. Just save yourself a lot of confusion !


*I think babies like me. They miraculously shut up when in my arms and the one's who don't.. Hah.. I have my puppy face to show them and they find it quite interesting ! And I LOOOOVVVEEE babies <3<3


*I love, abso-freaking-lutely LOVE to read ! I prefer to shut up and not give anymore explanations on this either !


*I don't forgive easily. But I don't hold grudges either. I'm Switzerland in such situations. And it takes me a lot of time to share the same bond as before with the person who's done wrongly to me.


*I love all the little things in the world. All the little one's which we all take for granted. All the little things that make my day, like a good cup of coffee to start my day with, a smiling good morning wish.


*I love eating! Especially all the junk in the world like all the time. And then one thing I keep worrying about is my "weight". Ha!! Why do need to eat it in the first place and then hit the gym to shed all the fat. Crazy me!! 


*Yes, I'm a typical girl and even a tiniest compliment from any random person keeps me glowing all day.


*I love romance movies. I just plunge into them. And I love all the girly-wirly movies.


*I believe its the biggest disappointment, yet an equally big relief, that at the end of the day, we're all humans. So when I make mistakes, I rather correct them then and there and get over them than let people make me feel miserable.


*I'm shy at the beginning. Too shy.  And once people know me, they wish I was like I was in the beginning! Coz I'm a complete chatterbox and an extrovert:p


*I hate self pity. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.


*I am a language freak. I cannot speak to a person for more than a minute who uses phrases like "you fraaaandship with me ?, or Fankzu" bla bla...


*I'm not as strong as my smile seems to be or to the extent people think i am. And yes, there are nights when i cry to sleep.

*I can cry while i'm laughing too loud and I can laugh while i'm crying.(I just need the right person to make the latter happen)


*Nostalgia scares me. It makes me think about the magical times I've lived and the magical people without whom I couldn't imagine life who are now going away from me.


*I hate to depend upon someone. Be that for what-so-ever reason. Nothing better than doing things your way!

*I'm a Capricorn girl.  And a true one I think.  Really. I don't believe in horoscopes though. But these zodiac traits do make sense a lot of times.


*I can eat a lot in one go. And I can eat a lot. My mum keeps calling me a squirrel who keeps nibblingall the time! Like what has a squirrel got to do with all this ? Random comparisons, you know. Oh okay.. Now I know where I get all my randomness genes from..:P


*I fall in love too hard too fast... <3<3 Then take time to move on. But then, I finally realize its time to move on... and then life changes for good!

*I trust a bit too easily. I care a bit too much. And I love a bit too unconditionally. Can't help it.